Napoleon Dynamite has swept America unlike anything we’ve seen in a long time. You can hardly visit a site on the Internet devoted to movies, fads, or crazes, without bumping into Napoleon Dynamite. Even people who don’t ‘get’ the movie, in fact even people who hate the movie, will quickly follow up their denouncement of Napoleon Dynamite with “but it’s a great lines movie”.
Meaning, of course, that no matter what you thought of the movie itself, it has a lot of great lines to quote. In fact, for some reason, after seeing the movie – even after considering it the biggest waste of celluloid since Journey to Ishtar – you’ll feel compelled to quote it.
That helps to explain the allure, nay, even the … dare I say it? … charm, of the new talking Napoleon Dynamite doll.
And why I ordered three. Two for gifts for people whom I knew absolutely needed a talking Napoleon Dynamite, and one for myself.
The talking Napoleon Dynamite doll says eighteen different lines from the movie. What does it say? Well, as the package says that it says, “Whatever it wants to say. Gosh!”
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Seriously, all of the great quote lines are in there. “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat?” “Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner.” And, naturally, “I’m voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?”
Of course, just hearing about it doesn’t do the talking Napoleon Dynamite doll justice, so here’s a picture, and if you click on the picture, you can both see and hear the doll in action (movie is 48k).
Yessss!
Want one of your own? You can order them from KahiWorld.com.
Sweeeet!!
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It’s available at Baronbob.com with the talking pen as a combined deal. And the Talking keychain. I got one of each. it’s pretty sweeet
I just posted today about my new Napoleon Dynamite doll in which I reference your post (and borrowed your picture — thanks). It’s a lot of fun around the office. :)
Sheesh! I guess a guy can’t like something without he’s being paid off. Anyway, turns out you actually have to go to a different site, funtalking.com to buy it.
And this relates to spam how? So how much are they paying you, Auntie Spam? Not sweeet — just cheeeesy. You’re losing credibility fast here!
I’m voting for pedro sanchez
Sweeet