Move over black coffee so thick that your spoon stands up in it.
And it was never old Coke or new Coke for this computer jockeyette.
We have a new drink of choice. It is the perfect drink for a quick-pick-me up while hammering the keys late at night. Or first thing in the morning. Or any time in between.
With enough sugar to jolt your eyes open, carbs to keep you going, and just a hint of caffeine, it is the perfect drink.
Especially for a chocolate jezebel like us.
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It is the new hot chocolate drink, Chantico chocolate.
Have you ever had Spanish hot chocolate? If you have, I need say no more. If you haven’t – oh, you poor deprived thing.
It’s like drinking liquid ambrosia. Imagine tipping a cup to your lips and having a bit of heaven run across your tongue and drizzle down your throat, landing softly in your stomach and..well, I should probably stop there.
Yes, it takes a moment to regain your composure after your first sip, and like many illicit substances, after the first rush of euphoria, you’re hooked. Only, this is licit.
We got to try Chantico today. You can’t have it until tomorrow, when it is officially launched at hundreds of Starbucks across the nation. Yes, we have a special relationship with our local Starbucks – all 73 of them.
So get up early and line up to wait for your taste of liquid paradise. The reward will be far greater than that time you stood in line for 43 hours to see that 70s heavy metal band.
Or maybe that was just me.
Anyways, Chantico chocolate. To quote Ron Burgundy, “It’s gooooood.”
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