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I tried changing the fonts to see if it was some kind of encoded transliteration.
Voilà ! A bunch of new fonts I never had! Be careful on this; I’m re-OS-ing this Acer Aspire later today anyway, but will find it interesting to see how many of those new fonts stick around!