I scream, you scream, we all scream for free ice cream! At Starbucks, today!
Ok, yes, Aunty realizes that this has little to do with Internet nasties, but you all know that your Aunty is a fiend for Starbucks.
In fact, you can buy Aunty a latte here, or even buy Aunty 2 lattes here, if you’d like to show her your appreciation for how hard she works to keep you informed.
But back to you, and ice cream.
Right now, at a Starbucks near you, just for today only, you can get free ice cream. Yes, really.
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According to Starbucks, “It’s an Ice Cream Social! On June 29 a Starbucks near you will be sharing a complimentary serving of our cold, creamy Starbucks Ice Cream.”
So run, don’t walk, to your local Starbucks and get yourself some free ice cream!
Kissy kissy,
Aunty Spam
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