Microsoft Windows users are the target of a particularly titillating new worm, which in turn is targeting Microsoft itself. “Watch Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt caught on TAPE! SEXY CLIP! WATCH IT!”, the email says. And apparently you’d be surprised by how many people can’t resist opening such an email (or maybe you wouldn’t – Aunty doesn’t want to know).
Once opened, of course, you don’t get to see Angelina and Brad doing monkey monkey at all. Instead you have just released a worm which is now going to use your computer to launch a DOS (Denial of Service) attack against Microsoft itself, in an effort to take down the Redmond giant’s security update website. Oh, and it will disable your own computer security, and send itself to all your contacts along the way.
Now, I know that you’re thinking “Gosh, Aunty, I’m really not one of those people who would open such email!” But some people do. And virus writers know their audience. Says security firm Sophos, “People’s appetite for salacious gossip is insatiable, and some may be tempted to run what appear to be pornographic movie files distributed across the Internet. However, virus writers have a long history of disguising their malicious code as this kind of content. Everyone should be very careful about what they choose to run on their computer.”
Absolutely. So remember, don’t run unsolicited porn on your computer, and the world will be a safer place.
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Brad pitt is such a hottie, he shouldnt be dating tht mess anjelina. Cause brad pitt is a hot bitch. And she is a big fat ass whole, bitch, fuckin botch, and a whore.
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I’d like to help me please
I’d like to see angelina jolie naked and nude
Angelina jolie is fit
ela é uma mistura de angelina e bred é muito parecida e faz trabalhos como filme claro ela escreve e atua o e-mail dela esta ai…se quiser mande um olá para ela…
ela tem u filme q se chama the price of of death sei lá o que significa mais vai nessa ela é boa no que faz…..
I need e mail of angelina jolie please give me an e mail
no nude pics
Hi , may i have the e-mail or nomber phone of angelina jolie !!!
Wat is that????? I get to read only messages. Gimme somethin to cccccccccccc………
Screw Microsoft.
hey what is the solicited porn?
pipol??? what was that???????
hey!what should i do to watch
there sex scandals???
Hi, I think this is a fine joke. It will joke on all those who are eager to see sex on whoever is mentioned, that’s its catch. It will punish all those who cannot have healthy sex for themselves and are trying to see some moviestars doing it, and not because of the moviestars, but because of their own curiosity to see how famous people are doing something they cannot do properly. Sex is not about laughing or entertaining, it is about feeling the other’s need. And it is not a joke.
hi i need e mail of angelina jolie
Right. Everyone knows that you should only run solicited porn.
id10t test. Problem Exists Between Keboard and Chair (PEBKAC). Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (LART) appliciation required.
Umm, can’t you just feel the love I have for people dumb enough to fall for this stuff. Dumb 12 year old boys might be excused but the rest are just lame.