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The Internet Urinal – Because It’s Better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On

Ok, now Aunty really has heard of everything. And just in case you haven’t, here it is… The Internet Urinal Yes, you read that right. The Internet Urinal. Those whacky guys over at ThinkGeek.com have taken the ordinary portable urinal (with female adaptor!), and added something to it in order…

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Airfoil – Share Your MP3 Music Across Your Wireless Network

Rogue Amoeba, the software company who has brought us such innovative software as Audio Hijack and Nicecast, have done it again with Airfoil. Airfoil, Rogue Ameoba’s newest offering, allows you to stream audio from just about any program, wirelessly, to your Airport Express wireless network hub, which in turn streams…

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Vigilante spam software costs money

From Across the Pond, written by Andrew Robinson over at Spamfo: We’ve seen the offering from Lycos, makelovenotspam which is no longer available, and the more recent software aimed at 419ers entitled the mugu marauder.  So what next, Spampires want you to pay to download software which has the same…

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Resistance is Futile – Microsoft Forces SP2 Update on All XP and XP SP1 Machines

April 12th is the very last day. That’s when the clock runs, and the deadline looms. And here you thought it was April 15th. Nope, it’s the twelfth. Because we’re not talking about the day your taxes are due. On no. We’re talking about the day that your Windows XP…

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Penis Enlargement Lawsuit Claims “It’s No Big Thing”

You know that spam which everyone gets for penis enlargement supplements? (Uh, you do all get that, don’t you? Or maybe that’s just Aunty…) Well, believe it or not, some people actually buy that stuff! (Remember Aunty’s rant about people who buy things from spam?) Not only that, but apparently…

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Burgler Caught with Webcam and Windows Software

Benjamin Park was caught red-handed when a homeowner’s webcam caught real-time pictures of him burgling the house – even though Park also stole the computer to which the webcam was attached! Duncan Grisby, a British software engineer, had thought the webcam-based security system up three years ago…just before his house…

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Master Card Turns to SMS Messages to Combat Fraud

Here’s an interesting scenario: Someone somehow manages to get your credit card number (of course you would never fall for a phisher’s bait… your virus, spyware and firewall software are all up-to-date… you don’t leave your card lying around… and who uses paper credit card transaction receipts any more to…

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Mugu Marauder Spokesperson Takes Aunty to Task

Yesterday Aunty wrote to tell you about the Mugu Marauder, a new “art project” by an organization calling themselves “Artists Against 419”. The project has participants link to images from 419 scammer’s websites and display them on the participant’s own website, causing the displayed images to eat into the scammer’s…

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Mugu Marauder: Windows Users Asked to Target Nigerian 419 Scammers – Don’t Do It!

A group calling themselves “Artists Against 419” are asking Windows users to take part in their Mugu Marauder “art” project and take down the scam sites hosted by so-called “419 scammers”. The “Mugu” in “Mugu Marauder” apparently is the term which the 419 scammers themselves use for an intended victim…

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Planned Obsolescence in Windows Quicken Software

It’s that time of year – nearly spring, when a young man’s fancy turns to love, couples think about Valentine’s Day, and wage-earners think about..filing taxes. And as their special Valentines to you, Intuit, the makers of Quicken, would like to give you a sunset..but no, not a beautiful, picturesque…

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Surfing the Net from Work? That Will Be $3.00, Please.

Australian Internet device and software maker Exinda, Inc. has developed a system which allows employers to snoop on the online browsing habits of their employees. Said Con Nikolouzakis, Director of Exinda, “If you use your office computer for Internet banking and booking theater tickets, you’re fine. If you choose to…

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Use an Illegal Copy of This and it Erases All of Your Data

The next time you are tempted to borrow someone’s copy of their favourite software, take note: software developers, sick of having their software pirated, are starting to boobytrap it. That’s right. In an interesting twist, it is being reported that Anton Tomov, author of, among other things, Pocket Mechanic for…

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Microsoft Offers Windows Lite in Europe

Those of you who have been playing along at home may be aware that Microsoft was called on the carpet in Europe on unfair competition charges. The claim was that by bundling Windows Media Player with Windows XP, Microsoft was gaining an unfair advantage over competing media players, such as…

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Move Over Internet Explorer – Make Way for New Netscape with Anti-Phishing Features

Consider it Netscape’s valentine to the world. Netscape, now a division of Time Warner, which in turn is a subsidiary of America Online, will be releasing a beta version of its new Netscape 8 on Thursday, February 17th (so mark your calendars!) Netscape 8 is touted as having, among other…

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What You Need to Know About the “Windows Genuine Advantage” (WGA) Microsoft Anti-Piracy Program

The Windows Genuine Advantage Program (WGA) is a way for the Microsoft bouncer to check your Windows’ I.D. at the door.