Woman Selling Ear Wax on eBay

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What do you get for the person who has everything? Well, if you, or they, or hopefully both, have a good sense of humour (or..something..), perhaps you might want to get them the ear wax which is currently up for bid on eBay. Yes, really.

Oh, the woman who is selling it calls it “Essence of Mother”, but I know what she really meant.


After all, her listing starts out: “I had to chuckle when my wise-eyed daughter told me to share this with someone rather than discard it thoughtlessly. But, she is a true indigo kid and I have learned to listen when she gives advise. So, it is with a ‘what the hay’ smile on my face that I offer up what is basically my essential oil – extracted through the age-old practice of ear candling.”

Hey mom, did your daughter also tell you to use a spell-checker? Because that would certainly be some wise advice.

Ok..”extracted through the age-old practice of ear candling.”

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Are you grossed-out yet?

Among other things that this special..uh …”oil” includes are “the beauty of Alaska, that is where she was born…. It includes the beauty of her miraculous drug-free, pain-free birth that occurred there. Oh, and the Million Steps for Peace March – from Hope AK to Denali (The Great One) AK – and the vibration of my nursing her as I carried her along in a sling. It includes the waterfalls of Kauai and the splendor of basking on a secret black sand beach listening to the sacred drumming and witnessing natives breaking into spontaneous hula on the Big Island. It includes our fun and frolic as we explored the hoo-doos of Brice National Park in southern Utah, playing hide and seek with each other and the sun. Wow! – and the power of the vortices we visited in Sedona! I guess it has the essence of our day spent in a remote box canyon outside of Las Vegas where we “foundâ€? untouched petroglyphs and steps carved into the rock… ”

Geez, lady, haven’t you cleaned your ears out in the years since the pain-free Alaskan birth of your daughter? You’ll forgive Aunty if she doesn’t..ahem.. wax poetic about this particular eBay listing.

 

However, if, unlike Aunty, the above description actually entices you to want to purchase this little gem, you can bid on it here.

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3 thoughts on “Woman Selling Ear Wax on eBay

  1. Google the phrase. I did and ran into the following paragraph, among other thing:

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    Seems to refer to some sort of mental disorder or group of them.

  2. Ear candling does not do anything for the candlee. It does, however, make money for the candle maker and candle seller($10.00 for a rolled up piece of waxed paper!). The downside is that ear candling can be dangerous. To get the lowdown on ear candling take a look at this website:

    http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/candling.html

    I am certain that there are other sites explaining the vagaries of ear candling as well.

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