The “Use Your Human Sexual Response Mechanism” to Save the Gulf Chain Email
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Sometimes I get a spam (in this case a chain letter email) that just makes me say “WTF?” So it was with this chain email that I received not once, but twice from the same sender, with the intriguing subject of “a way we can help the Gulf — please please please read!!”. The basic idea is that if we all focus our energy on envisioning the Gulf being healed, we can make it happen. Now, I’ve read The Secret, and I believe in the power of positive thinking and the law of attraction as much as the next guy (make of that what you will). But the whole “focusing your human sexual response mechanism” on the problem propels this into a whole new realm, (and makes their plea that “if we all come together we can make miracles” all the more interesting). So, here is the email – because, I figured others would enjoy reading it and saying “WTF” along with me. Oh, note the call to please spam this out to everyone you know (er..don’t do it!). I always love when someone spams an anti-spam lawyer, don’t you?

By the way, the email also spams the URL http://tinyurl.com/come2gether, which resolves to http://letsdoandsaywedid.blogspot.com, and which features “A Call to Sacrificial Duty”. Interesting.


Here’s the email.

Please give the following some consideration.

If you can, please re-mail it to every address you can get your hands on.

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Above all, make a little time, it doesn’t need to be elaborate: the only necessary action suggested is the main one.

The Short Version:

Obtain an image of the Gulf of Mexico. A globe is best; a two dimensional one will do (print out this email or google it).. A sketch will do, no matter how rough.

 

Make sure that you will not be disturbed. Unplug the phone, turn off the cell, etc.

Calm and center yourself.

Imagine remembering having learned the news that oil was no longer gushing into the gulf. Remembering having learned that sane measures — ones that would actually be effective — were being undertaken to right all that has gone so horribly wrong since the 20th of April. Imagine remembering how you felt. Imagine how you felt having gotten this news — imagine it in great detail.

Achieve a moment that you experience outside of time and space. The easiest way to do this makes use of the human sexual response mechanism. There are other ways. If you choose this way remember that you can think about whatever you want to as long as you have completed the step before to your satisfaction.

Create a link between that moment and your image. The most common way to achieve such a moment naturally results in the generation of something tangible (such as a fluid, however slight). If you chose such a method, bring into contact with the image. If you did not, if you chose instead, for instance, to hyperventilate or spin until you succumb to vertigo or hold your breath, etc., make sure you are holding the image in your dominant hand during this process.

Place this image or its facsimile in a place where as many people can see it as possible. If you reply to this message with a scan of it I will put it with others like it up on the web and send you a link.

Have a nice day. Thank you.

The Long Version:

If we all dedicated just one of those special, private moments that almost all of us regularly experience…

From a magickal perspective, the result would be breathtaking. Miraculous. And — not a moment too soon.

If you are a sceptic — what could it hurt? You’re going to do it anyway, and you probably weren’t going to dedicate it at all.

If not – why not? The part where you create a physical symbolic link – you can leave that part out, if its too difficult or weird for you. And you don’t have to tell anyone that you actually did it.

You could forward this email purely as a curiosity.

I read about this idea most recently on Twitter. It is an excellent way to focus our healing or miracle energies, initialize them if you will, and heal the Gulf of Mexico. Its an idea which I know from personal experience would probably work. So much so that I had to write this letter. The situation is too serious. We have to try everything. And this is something surely most of us can do.

I hope this isn’t too weird an idea for the more straight-laced among you. It’s based on methodologies that are tried and true. Research them for yourself. You can use the search terms “sex magick” and “talisman” and “sigil” and “visualization” to get you started.

Or take my word for it (although maybe you don’t know me, and I just got your address in the course of years of lists and ads &c). Since i bet it would work, since the theory works with other things too, and since this situation is as bad as it is, I am telling everyone (and i mean everyone) – anyone – any way I can. Please, please, pass the idea on. Tell people,forward the email, repost the tweet, repost the video, photocopy the flyer, whatever. Please.

If this idea offends your sensibilities, hey, my apologies. Thank you for your time. Please do whatever it is you do in your world to most effectively help the situation. Please. In my opinion, as long as you have enough to eat and you are not otherwise in immediate physical danger, there really isn’t anything you have on your agenda more important than halting and reversing this catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico. So, please, however you pray, pray. And have a nice day.

If you don’t already know how magick works — that is, if you don’t “believe” in magick – here’s you’re chance to have a little fun. Treat this like a game, or better yet, like the scientific experiment that it is. If you were going to do everything by the book, I would say, keep a record, a journal entry before you begin: briefly note the time, date, where you are, what you had to eat, what you are wearing — who is with you — etc. Of course you may have to put this in some sort of code, if you have reason to think what you are about to do offends anybody.

Keep a record, and keep it bounded it time — or it could devolve into superstition. Superstition is doing a symbolic gesture without understanding it. Don’t do that. That’s like allowing the ads on tv to control your actions. That’s bad. It the very least, that is ineffective and inexact.

But I digress. The more detailed version of the idea goes like this:

Do the following, at least once. Do it more than once if you can. Do it once a day if you want. If you want a specific time, how about 9:56 in the evening (that’s when Wikipedia says the Deepwater Horizon Wellhead explosion occurred).

Clear your mind.

Be facing the gulf if possible, sitting or lying down or whatever.

Visualize how you feel (how you will have felt) with the objective accomplished. You don’t have to know how it got that way — only that it did. Not how you might feel, not how it could be or even how it will be – feel how it IS — to know that your objective has already happened…

One more thing — it helps to make a symbolic representation. Not a description, like these words, or the sound of these words, but something more direct, more unmediated. Your own personal doodle of some kind. The post on Twitter said get a globe or other modern map of Earth. I suppose a two dimensional representation would do as well. Keep it on display in your home or at work – where everyone can see the part that corresponds to the Gulf, the part that you know been written on, as it were, with your very own extra-special super-duper extra-heavy-duty Secret Formula Magick Wish Sauce…

Don’t worry if your mind wanders while you are generating this. Once you have even if only for a moment felt how it feels with your objective already accomplished, it is OK to let your mind wander to more frivolous things, even sexually arousing things. The symbolic representation is keeping your place for you. Have fun. Make it a good one. Before you know it you will have all you need. The link is a toggle, either you make it or you don’t, so don’t worry about the amount. The barest minimum is as much a link as buckets.

Apply some to your representation. If you are using a globe, anoint the Gulf of Mexico. I know for some of you that’s the weird part — like I said, it is optional, though very strongly advised. It’s also the part that made me think this could work. You can research the subject on your own: I think you will agree.

Make sure to keep it in a prominent place when its not – in use….

That’s it. That’s all! Nothing to it, huh? Wait and see….

PLEASE REPOST RE-TWEET REMAIL SHARE ETC.

If we all come together, we can work miracles.

Have a nice day.

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Come together
right now
for the Sea

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2 thoughts on “The “Use Your Human Sexual Response Mechanism” to Save the Gulf Chain Email
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  1. Where do I sign to try out this “focusing your human sexual response mechanism”? I assume I would have to close the curtains first to avoid frightening the neighbours or any passing horses.

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