The Coffee Patch: Grand Theft Auto’s Hot Coffee Decaffeinated

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Rockstar Games has announced that they have released a patch which disables the “Hot Coffee” mod for its new and wildly popular Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas game. Of course, one of the reasons that it is so wildly popular is because the Hot Coffee mod was released.

The Hot Coffee mod causes the game to lose all its inhibitions. Where its main character had previously entered the homes of pretty young things for “hot coffee”, with the ‘camera’ staying outside the house until he was done, uh, “drinking his coffee”, with the Hot Coffee mod installed, the main character enters the pretty young things directly, while you watch.
Says a statement on Rockstar’s website, in announcing the Hot Coffee patch this week, “The ‘Hot Coffee’ scenes were not intended to be part of the ‘Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas’ experience. If your copy of “GTA” for PCs has been altered by the unauthorized ‘Hot Coffee’ download circulating on the Internet, or if you wish to prevent your version from being so altered…download and open the ‘No More Hot Coffee’ game patch.


I wonder how many takers they’ll get.

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3 thoughts on “The Coffee Patch: Grand Theft Auto’s Hot Coffee Decaffeinated

  1. this is more of a question than a comment. How does the mod get installed in your game?

  2. “one of the reasons that it is so wildly popular is because the Hot Coffee mod was released.”

    You’re joking right? GTA:SA has been #1 on the charts for a while LONG before the ‘patch’ was exposed. Which I would like to point out wasn’t in the game, there was no way to GET to it in the game. The only way it was found was because of 3rd party hacking tools.

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