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Why, oh why, are people so stupid? If only Sashacristal8905 read the Internet Patrol, she’d realize that she couldn’t possibly have hoped to pull off keeping the stolen Sidekick which she claims, alternately, that she bought from a taxi driver, that she doesn’t have, and that she’s going to “hit” the owner “wit it” (our Sashacristal8905 isn’t the most literate of gals).

In addition to Sashacristal8905, she also apparently goes by “sexysasha89” over on MySpace, where she now claims to be a 42 year old women from Yeman (no doubt she has no idea where Yeman actually is, perhaps she thought it was slang for “Yay, man”). And that “42 year old woman from Yeman” protests on her MySpace page, “yoooo u stupid ass pp better stop messing wit me id have ya fucking phone ya better stop messing wit me ya dont no who u messing wit so leav me the fuck alone iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii donnnnnnt haveeeee yourrrr fuccckkkiiingggg phone soooooooo leav me aaaaaaalllooone.”


In any event, it all started when a young lady in New York City accidentally left her Sidekick in a taxi. She contacted contacted her friend, Evan Guttman, who immediately sent a message to the Sidekick, offering whomever had it a reward.

After getting no response by the next day, Evan’s friend went and bought a new Sidekick, and upon activating it and getting back into her account, lo and behold, it turns out the reason that the people who ‘found’ her lost Sidekick hadn’t bothered to return her message was because they were having too much fun playing with “their” new Sidekick.

She knew this because their AOL AIM login i.d. and password were there in her Sidekick account, along with all of the pictures they took of themselves.

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[For a detailed explanation of how the Sidekick works, and how in fact you can take advantage of how it works, see our article Syncing Your Life with the T-Mobile Sidekick.]

So, armed with this girl’s AOL AIM i.d, they sent her a message asking that she do the right thing, and return the Sidekick.

Her reply?

 

That her “white ass didn’t deserve it back”, and that she, Sashacristal, was no “white bitch stupid enough to lose her phone” (the owner – a blonde caucasian woman – had pictures of herself in the Sidekick’s account).

Ultimately, Sashacristal8905 said “i got ball this is my adress 108 20 37 av corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it.”

A real class act, our Sashacristal. That’s no way for a 42 year old woman to talk!

Of course, we know that she was almost certainly born in 1989, making her 17 years old, which she certainly looks (picture link below), although she talks more like she’s 12 (apologies to the 12-year-olds out there).

Evan set up a page on his site to blog about the stolen Sidekick, and the story was being picked up around the country. It was on the front page of Digg, and on MySpace, where it turned out that Sashacristal hung out. So, apparently, did her brother, who uses the AOL i.d. “WarriorPena84” (making him, um, 22), and who now got into the act, writing to Evan, claiming to be an MP in the Army, and threatening:

“listen you dumb mother fucker my sister bought that phone from some cab driver so what the fuck do you want . shes not going to return it if she bought it, and am military police so dont give me that bullshit about you going to the cops over a lost phone the nypd has better things to do then to worry about your friend losing her phone. you better stop harrasing my sister or you’ll have to deal with me and you dont want that”

Tsk tsk, that’s not how we acted in my Army! Shame on you!

And really, who here is the dumb one?

Look, honey, your sistah took pictures of herself with a hot phone. Whether she bought it, as you claim, or you gave it to her after finding it (as she at one point claimed) isn’t the point. She is no smarter than was cell phone thief Danny Aquino who also got busted taking pictures of himself with a stolen phone.

When, oh when, are you people going to learn? The first rule of using a stolen cell phone is this:

When you have a stolen cell phone, don’t use it to take pictures of yourself!

Now, step away from the phone, and turn yourselves in, because you’re all going down.

To read the full sordid story, and see the pics, visit Evan Guttman’s site

For other stories of stupid people who did stupid things with their camera phones, check these out:

Upskirting Photographer Photographed Upskirting

Camera Phone Thief Danny Aquino Busts Self – Sends Camera Phone Pics to Owner

Don’t Drink and Carry Nude Pictures of Yourself on your Cell Phone

How to Get Yourself Into Trouble with a Camera Phone

CEO of Online Auction Company Arrested for Home Porn Listed on Site

Cameraphones plus Internet Could equal Prison

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3 thoughts on “Stolen Sidekick Thieves Leave Photo, Message Trail
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  1. Gutter Snipes. Trash, I’ve met them in all colors, ages, and creeds. In the end, they’re all the same, worthless and vile. Some smell like cabbage, others like pencils. Anyway, I would bet that scummy Sasha is enjoying the attention she is getting from stealing this Sidekick II, and is feeling no shame whatsoever. My experience with “People” like this is that they have no conscience. They will NEVER feel like they did anything wrong here. It truly is a shame that ignorance is not painful. It TRULY is. This bevy of scum would be immobile with pain.

  2. How incredibly stupid can people be. She picks up a lost Sidekick – I can see that. Uses it. I can sort of see that, except for the fact she is using somebody elses account and acting like it is hers. Gets caught using it and gets combative!!! Then her brother gets involved, claiming to be an MP. I have military in my family, and he ain’t no MP. This would get a BAD reprimand on his record, and as he and sis are communicating threats, maybe time in the stockade.

    This is just a type of “gangstah” mentality; do something wrong, get caught, threaten, verbally abuse, intimidate, and get violent instead of saying “well, I got caught”. Also, get nasty with the “white bitch”. Bigotry is not only in the Honky South.

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