A Hot Biscuit mod for Nintendo’s new Nintendogs is rumoured to have been released, and the news is travelling the Internet like wildfire, following the scandal which enveloped the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Hot Coffee mod, through which you could have your character engage in, um, “intimate relations”.
Taking off on the theme, the Hot Biscuit mod, it is alleged, allows you to make your little doggies have a little doggie style, if you catch my drift.
Interesting, if you like that sort of thing.
And plenty of people do, it seems. On the spoof-creator’s website, comments upon viewing the evidence range from “sick and twisted!!!!…ahh where can i download this mod???” to “oh, the pure and joyful pleasures of Nintendogs sullied.. how did we come to this?”
However, several astute viewers questioned the authenticity of the Hot Biscuits. Writes one, “Actually, I’m very curious — I’ve had the game for weeks now and no humping puppies have ever appeared on my screen…Also, that shot looks way too clear. Is it doctored?”, and responds another, “Yes, this is fake. Just look at the clock in the lower left hand corner, you can clearly make out a ghost image of the clock, indicating that they just photoshopped the same puppy in two different poses.”
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In the end, the author tells how they did it, and whether what they did was create a real mod, or a spoof.
I’ll leave it to you to figure out which it is, but be warned, the photo is doggie-graphic.
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