Well, Aunty thought that she had heard of everything, but once again she was wrong. Move over, Internet urinal, and make room for the MP3 Toilet.
Really.
Now, the manufacturer, Toto Toilets, is actually known for making a very high quality, and almost unblockable product (not unlike much spam out there, well, except for the “high quality” part). But really, a toilet that plays MP3s?
We..uh…kid you not.
It even takes SD cards, so that you can play different movements for different…well, you get the idea.
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While these toilets also provide their own scents-surround, with built in air-fresheners, let’s face it, it’s the music which makes the experience.
Don’t believe Aunty? You can see a picture [Page no longer available – we have linked to the archive.org version instead].
Let the music move you.
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The worst part about this is button hygiene–how would you keep this clean or at least not disgusting?