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Librarian to be Fired After Offender Uses Library Computers to Access Illegal Sites

Florida librarian Sue Martin has been suspended, and the Valparaiso City Commissioner is recommending that she be fired, after Michael Bushee, a registered offender, used the Valparaiso library’s computers to access illegal online child-themed content. Authorities claim that three male minors also accessed adult content from the library’s computers. Said…

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Adult-Themed Website Perfect 10 Sues Google, Amazon Over Search Results

Perfect 10, an online and offline publisher of adult content, has filed a lawsuit against Google and Amazon, claiming that by turning up images of Perfect 10’s… um… “models”… in searches for, oh, who knows, maybe “nekkid women”, Google and Amazon’s A9 are violating Perfect 10’s copyright. Said Norm Zada,…

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National Online Porn Filters Installed and Porn Tax Considered

Governments around the world are using various methods to crack down on Internet porn in general, and that involving children in particular, and the United States is considering the Internet Safety and Child Protection Act of 2005 (more about that in a minute). The Danish government has just announced a…

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MSN Blocks Porn Better Than Google and Yahoo

A report released this week by the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) says that when it comes to Internet searching, and turning up adult content, MSN is better at blocking such results than either Google or Yahoo. Whether this is a bug or a feature is left as an exercise…

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Adult-Themed Websites and Surfers Take Double Hit

Webmasters whose websites deal with adult content may soon have to start policing the ages of the models and performers who appear in content on their website, even if they did not generate or solicit the content – indeed even if the content is several years old or was acquired…

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Ever Visit a Porn Site? Even Accidentally? Your Hard Drive Could Be Used as Evidence Against You!

Have you ever visited a porn site, even accidentally? Sure, it really does happen by accident. Heck, it’s happened to me!

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Don’t Drink and Carry Nude Pictures of Yourself on your Cell Phone

Ah, a fresh entry in our “how to get yourself into trouble with your cell phone” archives, along with videoing yourself having sex and having it turn up in porn shops, and the guy denying a crime involving an AK47 just as his cell phone displayed a photo of him… holding the AK47, and, of course, the ubiquitous upskirting and downblousing,

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Yahoo Sued for Failure to Remove Dirty Pictures of User

According to Cecilia Barnes, men have shown up at her place of employment in Oregon expecting to be able to have sex with her. Which is odd, because she’s not a sex therapist or a prostitute. Perhaps less odd, though, when you learn that, at least according to Barnes, her…

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Employees Can’t Be Fired for Surfing Porn on the Job

Employees can’t be fired for surfing porn on the job. That’s the judgement of a court which has ruled that an employer who fired two employees caught surfing the web for porn on company time must not only reinstate them, but must pay each of them an award of $40,000…

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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Sex, and the Unsuspecting Windows User

Microsoft Windows users are the target of a particularly titillating new worm, which in turn is targeting Microsoft itself. “Watch Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt caught on TAPE! SEXY CLIP! WATCH IT!”, the email says. And apparently you’d be surprised by how many people can’t resist opening such an email…

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Utah Gets New Internet Pornography Law

Utah Governor Jim Huntsman has signed a new Internet pornography law into effect which requires Utah ISPs and other service providers to block pornographic websites upon a user’s request. And just to make sure that no service provider has to do the old “I’ll know it when I see it”…

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Fred Durst Sex Video Posted to Internet by Paris Hilton’s “T-Mobile Terrorist” Hacker

Fred Durst, frontman for rock band Limp BizKit, is finding himself in a new leading role, in a sex video in which Durst is seen having sex with an unidentifed woman, and which has been posted to the Internet by someone calling themselves the “T-Mobile Terrorist”. The sex video hacker…

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How to Get Yourself Into Trouble with the Camera on Your Phone

Remember that guy who used his camera phone to make a video of himself having sex with his girlfriend, (and can you imagine the logistics involved?), only to have the video show up in the corner porn shop, and on an Internet auction site? And the folks who use their camera phones for upskirting and downblousing, courting prison time in the process? We had thought that these were the height of camera phone stupidity – especially the guy who reached out and touched someone while filming it. But noooo…. That dubious honour now goes to…drum roll please…

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Inboxes Engorged with Porn Spam

Email management firm Email Systems is reporting that porn spam is on the rise again, rising from a relatively flaccid 7% to a turgid 21% of all spam in just the past month. Unfortunately without knowing how they are defining “porn”, it’s impossible to really get a complete picture as…

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Vegas Porn Spam Bad – Vegas Burlesque Contest Good

This particular FTC action was of note because it was the first which was publicly noted to include charges under the McCain Amendment to CAN-SPAM, on which I worked, and which I like to refer to as the “vendor liability” section, although others call it the “advertiser accountability” section.