You Can Buy a Tank on Amazon! The NAO Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank  
by Anne P. Mitchell, Esq. - Last updated 04/26/2006

If you think that Hummers are something, wait until you see the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank, available from - I kid you not - Amazon (and you thought it was just for books!)

“Designed with versatility in mind,” explains NAO Designs, creator of the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank, “the JL421 can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch. With a top speed of 40 mph, the Donk features head/tail lights and turn signals, accent and underbody lighting, 400 watt premiere sound with PA system, plush interior, exterior camera with cockpit monitor, and special one way steel mesh windows for seeing without being seen.

Yes, it’s the ultimate party vehicle, and it costs less than that Hummer! Way less, in fact. Although it is unclear whether it is as protective as one, it looks far more protective.

Equally interesting as the Badonkadonk itself is the fact that, according to Amazon, people who viewed the L421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank also viewed Igia Wonder Forms - Silicone Breast Enhancers. I kid you not, and I have no idea what the connection is. Just another wacky fact from the Internet.

 View the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank here

 View the Igia Wonder Forms here