The Internet Urinal - Because It’s Better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On   - 2,513 Views, 3 Comments

The Internet Urinal

Yes, you read that right. The Internet Urinal.

Those whacky guys over at ThinkGeek.com have taken the ordinary portable urinal (with female adaptor!), and added something to it in order to market it to the computer-bound set.

Think about the possibilities!

Never more will you have to cross your legs and squirm in your seat just waiting for that last bit of code to resolve, or for your World of Warcraft character to do their thing. Now you can just go with the flow, so to speak.

And nobody will be the wiser. Unless, of course, you want them to be.

Hey, there are enough people dishing out fecal matter online, why shouldn’t they use an Internet urinal while they are at it, as well?

As ThinkGeek.com says, “Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who’s got time to go?”

So get an Internet Urinal today, only $4.99, such a deal!

By the way, have you ever noticed how much those Starbucks “coffee to go” boxes with the spout on the side look like a portable urinal? No? You will next time you go into a Starbucks, I guarantee it. Aunty actually calls those “coffee urinals”, and you should feel free to do so as well!

And, oh, that clever thing which ThinkGeek added to the camping urinal to turn it into the “Internet Urinal”?
The term “Internet Urinal”, of course.

The Internet Urinal. Ask for it by name.