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Don’t say that we didn’t warn you - Internet sex toys are here. And yes, we really do mean sextoys that allow you to pleasure each other across the Internet. The greatest advances in the online sextoys market are in the field of - I kid you not - teledildonics. Presently the most successful of sex toys online is the Sinulator, a vibrator for women that can be controlled remotely across the Internet. But now a company called Segment has created partnered male and female toys, called the Takumi and the Run, respectively, pushing online sex toys into the realm of quid pro quo. The Takumi is a fitted sheath which the male wears, and the Run is a shaft equipped with sensors. The sensors in the Run drive corresponding stimulator motors in the Takumi. And any manipulation performed on the Run is transmitted, across the Internet, to the stimulators in the Takumi. Suddenly partners can truly play together across the Internet. Now, I know what you are thinking. This is a boon for the online sex industry. Webcam queens are going to have a field day with this - imagine the coin they can rake in by sending their johns..er..I mean viewers Takumis and letting them watch her go to town on her Run, complete with accompanying sensations. But I have another - dare I say it - sweeter thought. I think that the Takumi and Run should be standard issue to any married soldier about to leave on deployment.
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It sounds like something out of a woody allen movie.
Comment by dgordon21@nyc.rr.com — 1/22/2007 @ 3:18 pm
Sounds like an updated version of the FuckU-FuckMe, which has been around since at least the days of Windoze 95. See:
http://www.fu-fme.com/
Gives the terms HARDware and SOFTware new meaning, eh?
Of course, these days one should be able to plug the gear into a mobile device, for anywhere - anytime pleasure.
And if one is too busy to enjoy the toys, hook ‘em to each other and get vicarious thrills.
On the down side, I can imagine the moans from next door -
Uhhhh, Ohhhh, My God I’m about to. . . .AAAHHHgggh, BSOD!!!
Comment by ronanhyde — 1/22/2007 @ 8:09 pm
These devices will open up a brand new domain for virus writers: I can visualize JerkOff.exe unrooting a few family jewels before Symantec or McAffee spring into action!
Comment by LetMeThink — 5/25/2007 @ 2:43 am