It was the night santa went crazy – Microsoft’s sexy Santa Clause instant message buddy bot started spewing bad Santa porn to a couple of young girls who had sent a special letter to Santa bot. During the Santa chat session, the girls offered Santa Claus some pizza.
But when told to “eat it”, the dirty Santa responded with “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else… ” (Santas little helper, perhaps?)
At this point the girls’ uncle – a reporter with the Register – stepped in and told the evil Santa that he was a dirty bastard, and that naughty Santa responded “I think you’re dirty bastard” (apparently he was also drunk Santa, or, at least, inarticulate Santa).
Must be Santa bot had a flaw, for never before in Santa Claus history has he been known to be a perv (the dirty Santa game notwithstanding), and clearly the girls and their uncle had uncovered the flaw.
Microsoft, however, blamed the girls! That’s right, according to MS, Santas porn girls enticed the poor guy, playing mean Santa Clause games with their clever words (like, uh, “eat it”).
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A Microsoft spokesperson told the Associated Press’ Jessica Mintz that Santa’s rude behavior was due to “pushing this thing to make it do things it wasn’t supposed to do.”
“It’s not like if you say, “Hello Santa,” he’s going to throw inappropriate stuff at you,” the spokesperson added.
No, but apparently if you offer the old fellow a cookie – as many children are wont to do – he’ll take it as an invitation to discuss oral sex.
Now, however, this will have to be the year without a Santa Claus bot, as Microsoft has since pulled the Santa bot offline.
They probably didn’t want to risk a Santa suit.
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