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	<title>Comments on: Lots of April Fool&#8217;s Jokes Online This Year!  What Was Your Best Joke? (Updated for This Year!)</title>
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		<title>By: TheBigB</title>
		<link>http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/lots-of-april-fools-jokes-online-this-year-what-was-your-best-joke/#comment-1539</link>
		<dc:creator>TheBigB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 01:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my favorite forums had all the moderators demoted for a day and to make it more intense it closed after. it reopened but i got scared for quite a while. (the forums are http://www.aqua-soft.org )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my favorite forums had all the moderators demoted for a day and to make it more intense it closed after. it reopened but i got scared for quite a while. (the forums are <a href="http://www.aqua-soft.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.aqua-soft.org</a> )</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/lots-of-april-fools-jokes-online-this-year-what-was-your-best-joke/#comment-1527</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 00:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not exactly an oinline joke, but a funny AFD gag that is documented at www.ColdCallComedy.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not exactly an oinline joke, but a funny AFD gag that is documented at <a href="http://www.ColdCallComedy.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.ColdCallComedy.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Art</title>
		<link>http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/lots-of-april-fools-jokes-online-this-year-what-was-your-best-joke/#comment-1524</link>
		<dc:creator>Art</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 19:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PC Magazine had a detailed story about viruses spreading from computer to human to computer via nanobots. Very entertaining.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PC Magazine had a detailed story about viruses spreading from computer to human to computer via nanobots. Very entertaining.</p>
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		<title>By: CJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 18:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Online retailer COMPUTER GEEKS sent out a full page advert (quite elaborate) to it's mailing list customers for a Round LCD Monitor, extremely well-done AFD Joke, my personal favorite. WELL DONE GEEKS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Online retailer COMPUTER GEEKS sent out a full page advert (quite elaborate) to it&#8217;s mailing list customers for a Round LCD Monitor, extremely well-done AFD Joke, my personal favorite. WELL DONE GEEKS!</p>
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		<title>By: Kathy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 16:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM APRIL 1st @ 11:59 pm UNTIL 12:01am APRIL 3rd. 

*** Attention *** 

It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow it to be cleaned. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet. 

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on April 1st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 3rd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find. 

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following: 

Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections. 
Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet. 
Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any connections to the Internet. 
Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way. 
We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam. 

We thank you for your cooperation. 

Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff 
Main Branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology 

Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it. 

Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well. 

P.S. APRIL FOOLS! 

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM APRIL 1st @ 11:59 pm UNTIL 12:01am APRIL 3rd. </p>
<p>*** Attention *** </p>
<p>It&#8217;s that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow it to be cleaned. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet. </p>
<p>This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on April 1st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 3rd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find. </p>
<p>In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following: </p>
<p>Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.<br />
Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.<br />
Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any connections to the Internet.<br />
Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.<br />
We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam. </p>
<p>We thank you for your cooperation. </p>
<p>Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff<br />
Main Branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology </p>
<p>Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it. </p>
<p>Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well. </p>
<p>P.S. APRIL FOOLS!</p>
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