they will have two extra fingers on their left hands and extremely extended thumbs so they can press control-alt-delete in one motion nearly instantaneously. there will be a third eye socket in the middle of the forehead, polyphemus style, to accommodate a webcam. in some, a third arm and hand with a built in gyroscope will enable the steady transfer of liquid refreshment from tray to mouth without spillage on the keyboard while continuing typing uninterrupted. in others, a camel-like hump that contains enough nutrition and moisture to sustain an avid gamer for a week will have developed. a rigid collar of skin around the wrist will prevent pringle crumbs from falling between keys. and buttocks will be considerably enlarged and carry extra arteries, veins and capillaries to enable prolonged periods of sitting without development of decubitus ulcers.

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