We in the anti-spam field have known it all along, but the events of this week confirm it: spammers are worse than prostitutes, pimps, and those involved in plying the human traffic trade. Clearly that is the only way to interpret the actions of former N.Y. Attorney General and soon-to-be-former Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer. Spitzer this week was linked to - and has admitted to - ties to a prostitution ring spanning several countries, and boasting some of the highest-paid call girls in world - some commanding more than $5,000 per hour. But that was chump change for some of the extremely wealthy clients of the ring, which operated through a group and website known as the Emperors Club VIP
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We in the anti-spam field have known it all along, but the events of this week confirm it: spammers are worse than prostitutes, pimps, and those involved in plying the human traffic trade. Clearly that is the only way to interpret the actions of former N.Y. Attorney General and soon-to-be-former Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer. Spitzer this week was linked to - and has admitted to - ties to a prostitution ring spanning several countries, and boasting some of the highest-paid call girls in world - some commanding more than $5,000 per hour. But that was chump change for some of the extremely wealthy clients of the ring, which operated through a group and website known as the Emperors Club VIP Melanie McGuire has been dethroned as holder of the "most stupid use of the Internet for criminal activities" by Ann Marie Linscott, who posted a help wanted ad on Craigslist seeking a hit man to kill her lover's wife. Have you tried to access your Charter.com email only to find that it's all gone missing? Can't even log into your Charter email account? Have you suddenly discovered that your Charter email is lost, and your account shut down? Well, you're not alone! In fact, this past week Charter accidentally deleted some 14,000 customer email accounts! Microsoft's sexy Santa Claws instant message buddy bot started spewing bad Santa porn to a couple of young girls who had sent a special letter to Santa bot. During the Santa chat session, the girls offered Santa Clause some pizza. But when told to "eat it", the dirty Santa responded with "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else... " (Santas little helper, perhaps?) At this point the girls' uncle stepped in and told the evil Santa that he was a dirty bastard, and that naughty Santa responded "I think you're dirty bastard" (apparently he was also drunk Santa, or, at least, inarticulate Santa). Must be Santa bot had a flaw, for never before in Santa Claus history has he been known to be a perv! There are plenty of reasons for a site - such as a newspaper site - to demand your personal information (and most particularly your email address) before they let you access their goodies (such as online content in the case of a newspaper). This is known as an email squeeze (they squeeze your email address out of you before letting you have access to the stuff you want). Some see this as a reasonable way to do business, others see it as an unreasonable cost in order to read content on the Internet. Obviously, your email address is one of the most valuable commodities there is to an online marketer. And of course that's why many end users see it as an unreasonable demand. It's like all those foreign movies with bad translations that you like to laugh at, only this time it's real - journalists in Israel used the Babelfish free online translator to translate an email request to the Dutch foreign ministry - and in the process insulted a Dutch dignitary's mother and created an international incident. Who in their right mind would let Babelfish translate a message - let alone send a Babelfish translation - to members of a foreign government whom they wished to interview?? The NBC show "Fear Factor" counts on a lot of things, including its gross factor, and human fascination with rubber necking from a distance. But when they decided to air an episode in which they incite "junkyard dogs" to attack the human contestants, they apparently didn't count on the backlash from the dog-loving Internet community. Remember that when you commit something to writing, people may read it. A lot of people. This is a lesson which new law school graduate Dianna Abdala is in the process of learning after having declined a job with the law firm of William Korman in a series of unusual and bizarre emails. A website calling itself "My Free Implants" allows women to register, create a profile (no pun intended), upload pictures, and allow men - complete strangers - to donate to help them get free breast implants. What do you get for the person who has everything? Well, if you, or they, or hopefully both, have a good sense of humour (or..something..), perhaps you might want to get them the ear wax which is currently up for bid on eBay. ... Reporting on a study which found that as many as thirty-nine percent of all email users admit to clicking on the links contained in spam, the news site The Inquirer has christened the spam link clickers "email retards". Interestingly, the report, put out by ... Remember that study that said that Internet addiction was not a big factor in online gaming? Well maybe Internet addiction itself isn't, but surely online gaming addiction has to be a factor in the rise in issues surrounding the "ownership" of online ... Gary McKinnon, the extra-terrestrial-seeking Nasa hacker who was apprehended last month, has explained how he managed to hack into Nasa's computers, along with those of several other government agencies, and what he found there. According to the 39-year old ... Have you heard about "Dog Poop Girl"? No, she's not some new style superhero, although I do believe that her partner, Dog Poop Man, has made an appearance on "Whose Line Is It Anyways?" (couldn't you just watch Ryan Stiles and Colin ... More on Kari Smith, the woman who tattooed "GoldenPalace.com" on her forehead for $10,000. Mother's Forehead Auction to Pay for Son's Education SALT LAKE CITY, June 30 /PRNewswire/ -- The Company renowned for outrageous advertising is at it again. GoldenPalace.com, the ... Remember Terri Iligan, the woman who sold her name on eBay, agreeing to legally change it to anything which the highest bidder requested? Not to be outdone, Kari Smith has sold her forehead on eBay - well, leased, really - for the tattooing ... Ok, forget drinking and carrying nude pictures of yourself on your cell phone. There is something even more stupid that you can do while drinking, with a cell phone. Drunk dialing, or drunk texting (text messaging) on your cell phone. Ah, a fresh entry in our "how to get yourself into trouble with your cell phone" archives, along with videoing yourself having sex and having it turn up in porn shops, and the guy denying a crime involving an AK47 just as his cell phone displayed a photo of him... holding the AK47, and, of course, the ubiquitous upskirting and downblousing, Gary McKinnon, Nasa's ET hacker, has been arrested in London. In the world of really dumb ideas, this one is, well...really dumb. Actually the underlying concept is not dumb, but the execution surely is. Spam Mimic is a new site which allows you to encrypt your email into an unreadable code so that ... Computer mail-order outfit Tiger Direct has sued Apple, Inc, in the 11th hour, over Apple's use of the name "Tiger" on Apple's newest release of OS X. How stupid is that? Apple's Tiger for Mac goes on sale to the public tonight, Friday, ... Ok, it's time to fess up. How many times have you used your cell phone while also using the loo? Not willing to admit to that? Ok, how many time have you had your cell phone with you in the ... Ok, forget the Holy Grilled Cheese Pan being sold on eBay. Mother of five Terri Iligan put her name, "Terri Iligan", up for sale on eBay, agreeing to give up the name Terri Iligan, and adopt whatever name the highest eBay bidder ... Are you familiar with the term "luser"? According to the Wikipedia, the term "luser" refers to Internet slang for "a painfully annoying, stupid, or irritating computer user." While of course none of Aunty's dear readers fall into this category, there ... Just how stupid do you have to be (or how badly do you have to want to win an election, although the two apparently aren't mutually exclusive) to send spam to thousands of your constituents? To their cell phones. Between midnight and four in the ... First there was spam offering you an online degree. Then the spammers were getting the third degree. Now you can learn how to spam and get credit for your college degree. Yes, the University of Calgary, that wacky institution of higher learning that brought us "Virus ... The Register is reporting today that the Recording Industry Association of America has demonstrated that death should be no obstacle to a good lawsuit. Or a stupid one. According to the report, the RIAA has filed an infringement lawsuit against one Gertrude Walton ... Scott "I'm going straight" Richter wants you to know that he has a sense of humour, and so he sent Aunty this story from the Onion to share with you all: Immigrant Laborers Hired to Delete Spam SAN DIEGO—Executives at Gortman Consulting are hiring immigrant ... Who the h*ll would by something advertised in spam? That's what Aunty wants to know. Do you know anybody who would buy something advertised in spam? Would you?? According to a recent survey, reported in CNN, 14% of people acknowledged that they actually read their spam. Now, how ... Forget upskirting and downblousing. What do you call it when you take a video of yourself during an..um...intimate moment - with a camera phone for chrissakes? How about this one: what do you call it when you take a video of ... As stupid ideas go, this one is a doozy: people have long said that one of the downsides of a Do Not Email Registry is that it would be such an attractive target for spammers. Well how about this one: the states ... |
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