Avoid Voice Menu Hell! Cut Through Integrated Voice Response and Reach Real Live People!   - 2,303 Views, 3 Comments

Summary: Are you one of those people who find IVR (integrated voice response) systems and automated telephone attendants impersonal, annoying, and hey, just plain rude? Do you sometimes think that you'll go postal if you have to navigate one more voice menu? How many times have you entered your account number three or four times only to find yourself frustratingly disconnected because the IVR system "didn't understand your request"? Well, if any of the above describes you (or hey, even if it doesn't) you're going to be thrilled at what we have found for you!

Previous Article « Are You “Internet Illiterate”? Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Children
Read Next Article » Has Your Wifi Access Point Been Mapped by a Wardriver?

  Follow Anne on Twitter

Are you one of those people who find IVR (integrated voice response) systems and automated telephone attendants impersonal, annoying, and hey, just plain rude? Do you sometimes think that you’ll go postal if you have to navigate one more voice menu? How many times have you entered your account number three or four times only to find yourself frustratingly disconnected because the IVR system “didn’t understand your request”? Or hey, maybe you’re just old fashioned, and think that if a company wants your business then they should have the courtesy to have a real live person at the other end of the line rather than an automated receptionist?

Well, if any of the above describes you (or hey, even if it doesn’t) you’re going to be thrilled at what we have found for you! It’s a list of dozens and dozens of telephone numbers for banks, cell phone providers, cable companies, telephone companies, insurance companies, credit card companies, and computer and retail companies.

With detailed instructions for how to cut through their integrated voice response systems and automated telephone attendants and get to a real, live person. Woohoo!

Do you bank with Bank of America? Press “0″ twice after the menu choices are regurgitated to you by their IVR, and you’ll reach a live operator. Chase Bank? Press 5, wait a moment, and then press “14 * 0″

These are only a couple of examples of the useful and stress-relieving information available on the list, which you can find here.

Avoid Voice Menu Hell! Cut Through Integrated Voice Response and Reach Real Live People!

 Follow Anne on Twitter

 Twitter Explained in Plain English

Previous Article « Are You “Internet Illiterate”? Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Children
Read Next Article » Has Your Wifi Access Point Been Mapped by a Wardriver?

Read more:

»  T-Mobile Network Goes Down Around the Country

»  Yahoo VoIP “Voice Phone Out” and “Voice Phone In” Services Announced

»  Distones: Ringtones for People You Don’t Like

»  Who the Hell is Allan Corfield?

For additional similar stories check out our archives on Useful & Fun Stuff

NOTE: We never, ever, ever will recommend any product or service on this site that we have not regularly used ourselves and do not wholeheartedly believe in. That said, in some cases after being very pleased with a product or service, we may enter into a relationship with the provider of that product or service such that if someone purchases that product or service based on our recommendation, we may get a small payment. Such payments go towards the upkeep of the Internet Patrol.

 

3 Comments »

  1. I love Cingular’s “For faster service, press the option that you are looking to close your account, You get the same ppl but an immediate answer”

    Comment by Dennis Dayman — 5/2/2005 @ 9:25 am

  2. I’ve always found that if you continuously press “0″ you will get a live operator pretty fast!

    Comment by Jim Marx — 5/5/2005 @ 7:45 am

  3. This morning I managed to avoid AARP’s voice mail system for their RX coverage by just pressing ‘0′. Got a real person right away,

    Comment by Jean Lockwood — 1/17/2006 @ 6:27 am

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a comment

Warning! All comments which contain URLs and are clearly just spam to generate a link back to the URL will be deleted on sight. Don't bother wasting your time!

If you are going to include a URL in your comment,
please keep it under 25 characters in length,
or use TinyURL to shorten it before including it in your comment.

Line and paragraph breaks are automatic, your email address is never displayed.
HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

(required)

(required)


If you have not posted a comment here before, we apologize for having to ask you to enter the letters and numbers you see in the image above to validate your comment, but we are being attacked by thousands of comment form spams every day! You only need to do this once; once you have successfuly posted a comment here you will not be asked to do this again. Thank you for your understanding!

 
 This article first appeared on 5/2/2005
The Internet Patrol
Patrolling the Internet for You!