http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/a-public-service-announcement-from-aunty-and-a-friend/ Internet Safety, Windows Updates, Internet News, and More Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:12:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/a-public-service-announcement-from-aunty-and-a-friend/#comment-2074 Christopher W. Sat, 25 Jun 2005 14:09:17 +0000 /?p=759#comment-2074 It happens. It happened to me. Twice.... Once upon a time, I was a cab driver here in Miami. I generally drove at night,due to the heat. Now downtown Miami,like many city cores,has some confusing on and off ramps. It's easy to hit a couple of the entrances/exits to I-95. What's not so easy to explain is these two moron's reaction... Now, gentle reader, imagine what you'd do if you were to find yourself going south in the north bound lanes. One hopes you wouldn't do what these two, yes two,seperate times,cars,even years, did. Namely,hit the gas. I was considerably luckier than Dear Aunty's friend. I was on the other side of the road both times. Don't just drive carefully. Drive like they're trying to kill you. It happens. It happened to me. Twice….
Once upon a time, I was a cab driver here in Miami. I generally drove at night,due to the heat. Now downtown Miami,like many city cores,has some confusing on and off ramps. It’s easy to hit a couple of the entrances/exits to I-95. What’s not so easy to explain is these two moron’s reaction…
Now, gentle reader, imagine what you’d do if you were to find yourself going south in the north bound lanes. One hopes you wouldn’t do what these two, yes two,seperate times,cars,even years, did. Namely,hit the gas.
I was considerably luckier than Dear Aunty’s friend. I was on the other side of the road both times.
Don’t just drive carefully. Drive like they’re trying to kill you.

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